TO ALL BROTHERS AND FELLOW COMPATRIOTS, PLS READ AND SHARE. THIS MAY SAVE THE LIFE OF SOMEONE DEAR TO YOU. SINCE SOME WOMEN HAVE DECIDED TO BE KILLING THEIR HUSBANDS FOR CHEATING ON THEM. long sleeve wears in white
1) Keep 2 phones - 1 phone not to be brought home but kept in the boot of the car downstairs.
2) Develop the habit of deleting messages as you read. It will save your life.
3) Take your wife for mental check up regularly.
4) Save your girlfriends number with your mothers name. It's a major repellent.
5) Change your phone password daily.
6) Never marry a quiet woman. The ones that will scream and slap you, will never kill you.
7) Never pretend to be faithful. Let them catch you once in a while. It's training and will prepare them.
8) Lock up all the knives in your house and let her sign a register stating what she needs them for and allocate time frame for usage.
9) Regulate the usage of rat poison and other chemicals in the house. Make sure her mother taste your food before eating.
10) Regulate and supervise her relationship with her mother. That would cut off supply chain for arms.
11) Date only secondary school girls, they are not very needy and will not send texts at night.
12) Sleep with your body ensconced in armour and borrow or buy okada helmet to protect the head.
13) Have a sit down with your wife and discuss possible methods of your death in the event of her catching you. This is to ensure a painless transition.
14) When choosing a girlfriend go for the most beautiful and exotic that you can find. Since it is now a matter of life and death, chop better so your death would be justified
15) Finally, update your will daily because you will surely be caught someday.
NOTE : PLEASE, TAKE THIS SERIOUS!