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Quite Fascinating
1. 80% of cute girls are single because all boys
think she definitely has a boyfriend!
2. Welcome to Africa where Jesus sends you a
whatsapp message and threatens to kill you if
you
do not send it to 20 people
3. No matter how light skinned you are, your
shadow will always be black
4. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a
sign of Disrespect. # LOLZ
5. The distance between Egypt and Israel is
about
613km but it took moses and Israelites 40
years to
complete their journey. On average each day
they
walked only 43 metres, yes only 43 metres,
almost
half of what Usain Bolt do in 5 seconds. I just
wish if moses was around to explain this
Laziness
6. The reason why some other guys treats you
better than your boyfriend is because they
haven't
slept with you yet.
7. Some ladies will be matching purses with
clothes
But cannot match babies to their real Daddies #
WINKS *
8. MARY was a virgin and she married a
carpenter
(JOSEPH). You are not a virgin and you are
waiting
for a billionaire to marry you?
I will not say anything
9. No African girl will choose six packs over
six cars, so stop going to the gym and go to
work
# FACT
10. If the government would ban women from
using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise
their
mothers
11. The only person a woman attentively
listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly
as he say is a
PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're not a
photographer,
sit down and be strong
12. You haven't moved on if you still remember
your Ex's phone number. I'm not gonna argue
with you.
13. It took Manchester united 25 games
unbeaten
to move from 6th to 5th
But it took them just one loss to move from 5th
to
6th
Lesson- it's easier to fall in life than to rise
14.Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn, what do cocktail items suitable for baby mother
you want to lose again...
Your life?